Butts and things~

antisheepclub: my resume is done

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:25:03 -0400

antisheepclub:

my resume is done

Me: oh thats cute

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:24:16 -0400

Me: oh thats cute
: *checks price tag*
Me: no its not

glorfindel: #THIS ENTIRE PHOTOSET IS A DICK JOKE

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:23:32 -0400

glorfindel:

#THIS ENTIRE PHOTOSET IS A DICK JOKE

fearlesskids: fromonesurvivortoanother: commanderinqueef: imagine if butterflies breathed...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:14:42 -0400

fearlesskids:

fromonesurvivortoanother:

commanderinqueef:

imagine if butterflies breathed fire

but only a little bit of fire

“hi pet butterfly would you light this candle for me?”

*puff puff*

“thanks little buddy”

“yo butterfly light my joint”

“thanks lil nigga”

birdhug: lizard friend 4 u all

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:23:20 -0400

birdhug:

lizard friend 4 u all

evilhasnever: tora-toravi: cute cats by tara omg but royal...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:23:06 -0400

evilhasnever:

tora-toravi:

cute cats by tara

omg but royal kitty on kitty throne omg

4-panel-life: I don’t think they’re coming waiting for my new...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:19:48 -0400

4-panel-life:

I don’t think they’re coming

waiting for my new phone to arrive

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:18:45 -0400

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:07:35 -0400

Studio Ghibli + ✿ Flowers

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:06:10 -0400

^{Studio Ghibli + ✿ Flowers}

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:02:48 -0400

guceubcuesu: incurablyawesome: little-red-riding-cock: connorr...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:51:16 -0400

guceubcuesu:

incurablyawesome:

little-red-riding-cock:

connorronnoc:

Hydrofloors are only like the coolest thing ever invented. They are specially designed pools with movable floors. When you’re using your pool it’s just like a normal pool. But when you are done swimming or aquacising, you press a button and the pool’s floor slowly raises up while the water slips underneath the floor. Pimpin! Eventually the pool’s floor reaches the top and you are left with a large flat area you can use for recreation, dining, parties or any other dry land event you want.

Another press of the button and the floor sinks back down slowly to reveal your already water-filled pool. You can also stop the floor at any point which means you can make the pool as shallow or deep as you want. Having a kid’s party? Just set it for shallow kiddie pool depth. Be sure to throw a few extra chlorine tablets in the pool cleaning mechanism though, you know how kids are.

I could potentially drown my enemies at a sleep over…

There are two kinds of people

The best way to ruin a dinner party

gothiccharmschool: theeverydaygoth: See the thing about being an evil villain is that instead of...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:46:51 -0400

gothiccharmschool:

theeverydaygoth:

See the thing about being an evil villain is that instead of letting your inner demons fester and weaken you, you can control them and ride your majestic, winged beasts of terror into battle against your enemies

I think I need this, lettered in a beautiful font, to hang at my desk.

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:46:44 -0400

raspomme: むらびと参戦！ by 福光 I caught a Link! It’s a green hero!...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:36:01 -0400

raspomme:

むらびと参戦！
by 福光

I caught a Link!
It’s a green hero!
170 cm

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:34:38 -0400

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jennsmilee: it worries me that so many of you find benedict cumberbatch attractive

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:57:02 -0400

jennsmilee:

it worries me that so many of you find benedict cumberbatch attractive

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